var num_of_quotes = 5;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) { body="BLACK SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS"; }

if (quotes==1) { body="THIS JOURNAL IS LIVE!"; }

if (quotes==2) { body="SELLING OUT THE SCENE SINCE 2003"; }

if (quotes==3) { body="MORE SUBSTANCE ABUSE THAN SUBSTANCE"; }

if (quotes==4) { body="READ STANDARD iSSUE OR BE BORED"; }

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